So the above video features Kobe Bryant sporting the new Nike Hyperdunk shoe. The fun doesn't stop there, he proceeds to jumps over an Aston Martin, which is driving pretty quick directly toward him.
Now, it's obviously fake. Or at least that's what I think.
And I'm right. Kobe's answer to the "real" question is "It's Hollywood, baby."
I could care less about the shoes, but I just want everyone to know that I'm calling it. What am I calling? An onslaught of idiots purchasing this shoe and being hit by cars, probably not ones as flashy as an Aston Martin.
The sales of this shoe will correlate with the amount of heads through windshields.
I'm calling it.
Now, it's obviously fake. Or at least that's what I think.
And I'm right. Kobe's answer to the "real" question is "It's Hollywood, baby."
I could care less about the shoes, but I just want everyone to know that I'm calling it. What am I calling? An onslaught of idiots purchasing this shoe and being hit by cars, probably not ones as flashy as an Aston Martin.
The sales of this shoe will correlate with the amount of heads through windshields.
I'm calling it.
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